9 stitches and less than 24 hours later i am wishing for iv drugs...

D: "did you hear about the portable dialysis machines?" me: "yeah, they're called new kidneys."

I hate it when i look good with nowhere to go...

I think the plumet you begin when falling in love heightens all feelings and senses. That's why the fall is scary and end hurts so much.

Damn it! I just burnt the inside of my lip on a blueberry muffin...how can something so yummy be so dangerous? Lol...